Sarcas

Me : Hey, ****** got clearance sales on Friday! Jom pegi nak ?
They : *looking at each other* Errr.. No Thanks, we're saving for this coming weekend.
Me : Oh *continue driving*

And, guess what happened ? I met them, well not face-to-face. I saw them in front of that freaking wholesale store, lining up like others. And, I was like what-the-hell ?! Sepantas kilat, terus keluarkan handphone dari poket jeans.

Me : Hey, I saw you guys. Kata, nak saving *insert sarcasm*.
A : *clear throat* Eh, you dekat mana? *panic*
Me : Dalam kereta.
A : Oh, you pergi jugak sales tu?
Me : Hell, yes! Aku yang bagitahu pasal sales ni, takkan tak pergi.
A : Hmm.. you baru sampai ke ? Dekat mane ?
Me : Eh, kitorang dah nak balik. Selamat borong sampai penuh kereta ni ha.
A : Serious ? Kitorang macam lambat lagi je boleh masuk ni.
Me : Eh, got to go lah ! Nak makan. Tahniahlah kena que-up panjang ! *sarcastic*

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